Working Mums and Stay-At-Home Mums Have The Exact Same Day

The other day while talking with a friend who works full time and is a fantastic parent  about the ridiculousness of the so-called “Mummy Wars”, I realized that regardless of whether a mum is working out of the home or in the home, they are both essentially spending their day doing the same things. Below are 10 undeniable Ways Working Mums and Stay-At-Home Mums Have The Exact Same Day…  1. Mornings SUCK. Every morning, every mum, is up way too early to have enough time to make breakfast, pack lunches and get everyone dressed and started on their day… Then spend whatever time is left trying to make herself look presentable. 2. Both wipe asses all day. Whether it’s a kid or a boss, someone needs their ass wiped. 3. Both clean up messes all day… that they didn’t make. Whether it’s a kid or colleague, someone is making a big mess that needs cleaning up. 4. Both can’t… View Post

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Thinking of having children?

Thinking of having children? Do this eleven step program first! Lesson 1 1. Go to the supermarket. 2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office. 3. Go home . 4. Pick up the paper. 5. Read it for the last time. Lesson 2 Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and berate them about their… 1. Methods of discipline. 2. Lack of patience. 3. Appallingly low tolerance levels. 4. Allowing their children to run wild. 5. Suggest ways in which they might improve their child’s breast feeding, sleep habits, toilet training, table manners, and overall behaviour. Enjoy it because it will be the last time in your life you will have all the answers. Lesson 3 A really good way to discover how the nights might feel… 1. Get home from work and immediately begin walking around the… View Post

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